News
British International MotorShow !
Chelfing to exhibit at the prestigious British International Motor Show 2008 ! Features include the special David Bellamy edition of the MyStro sedan with the latest ecological technology from Chelfing, free kitten for every visitor and a live performance by Romanian pop-sensations The Cheeky Girls !
Earthquake.
Note - Thank you for many comments regarding Earthquake disaster in Chengdu, People's Republic Of China, our thoughts are with the families of those involved in this tragedy. Customers can be assured that neither Chelfing's main production plant, the R and D center and Wongbridge production site in UK were unaffected by the tragedy.
Chelfing claims big scalp !
Chelfing drives inferior product manufacturer Ssanggyongg out of UK market, click for more information from the Horse mouths. Chelfing to celebrate by creating product superior SUV to Stuttgart based sportcar manufacturer, more to follow....
Chelfing dealers offer special incentive !
Following legal advice, and feedback from the Cats protection league, Chelfing has withdrawn the 'free kitten with every test drive' offer. New promotion starting December sees Chelfing dealers offering free bag of Werthers Originals with every test drive and a free domesticated Donkey with each purchase of vehicle.
Chelfing to work with Blitish racing legend !
Chelfing to work with Blitish racing legend ! See 'UK Launch' tab for details.
Chelfing in joint venture talks with DMW
Chelfing Automotive has recently entered negtiations with officials and executives of Germany's most respected Auto manufacturer*. DMW has recognised the cost-efficient assembly strategy of Chelfing and is planning a joint venture to help reduce its costs. Their C.E.O. Adolf Shicklegrueber (pictured left) states "DMW has recognised the cost-efficient assembly strategy of Chelfing and is planning a joint venture to help reduce its costs". Chelfing plans to benefit from DMW's reknown engine technology, with a view to improving it's on-road performance. Chelfing President Bisek Giddur states "Chelfing plans to benefit from DMW's reknown engine technology, with a view to improving it's on-road performance". DMW claim that long-term cost reductions can be achieved by a joint venture with Chelfing. Their spokesman states "Das Chelfing-vagen ist wery wery cheap und ve sink zat ve can save some Deutschmarks by usink their Kunstoffbauteile, allzo ve vud not drive von ourselves sank you werry much". This move does not threaten Chelfing's Wongbridge plant in Brumingham UK, although workers went on strike anyway.
*Duisberg Motor Werk.
Chelfing My-Stro safety features saves life of UK Soccer star.
Chelfing wishes to state its position regarding the accident on September 4th in Gansu Province, China, in which Chelfing brand Ambassador Paul Gascoigne (ex Gansu FC and Celtic Rangers FC soccer star) suffered injuries. The courtesy car driven by Mr Gascoigne was a pre-production model, fitted with the latest safety features, including lap-strap seatbelts and laminated windshield. Without such safety features the driver of the vehicle would certainly have been killed, or worse. Chelfing Automotive refutes any claim that its vehicle was responsible in anyway for any injuries suffered by its driver, passenger, or any bystander in this incident. The matter is now with our legal department
Report from Gansu Daily http://www.chelfing.com/userimages/GansuDailySeptember052007news.pdf
Sponsorship
Chelfing Automotive are pleased to announce partnership with 'Team Chernobyl Racing', silly Englishmen racing old sportscar at Nurburgring for charity. In 2008 Chelfing will replace BMW as main vehicle for Team Chernobyl Racing. More at http://www.teamchernobylracing.com/
Motorshows
Chelfing Automotive will show their famous Lunge SUV, Mystro sedan and Razzle Sport models at the following shows* :
British International Motorshow - http://www.britishmotorshow.co.uk/
Geneva Motorshow - http://www.salon-auto.ch/en/
USA - http://www.chicagoautoshow.com/
China - http://celine-en-chine.over-blog.com/article-280303.html
*booking and participation as yet unconfirmed, contact Chelfing Autmotive for current information.
Endorsements
Endorsements – Are you TV star like Ashley Peacock with a Razzle in your garage ? Are you National Sporting hero like [insert new sporting here here if Gascoigne does not emerge from coma] with a Lunge on your drive ? We would like to hear from you ! Chelfing Automotive is proud to be associated with the following celebrities :
Dong Xu Tsang, leading basketball star chose Lunge for its space and robust qualities. “Lots of room for me and the guys, I like !”
Feng ‘Benny’ Tsao, Industry leader chose Razzle for its refinement and performance. “Fast Car for fast business, Razzle for me everytime.”
The chuckle brothers (Barry, Paul and Mook*), United Kingdom entertainment kings and friends of the Beckhams, chose Razzle for its fun appeal. “To me, to you, to me, to you. Sod my A4 diesel, the Razzle is top fun !”
*Not pictured here, too busy on TSN.
Brian Ho, Asian Business Entrepreneur chose Razzle for its unique flair. “Razzle gives me what I need, everytime.”
Bung Yo Ass, Chinese politician chose Lunge for its refinement. “I am happy to endorse Chelfing Automotive and their product (s), very refined. Yes.”
Christian Wörns, German football star, chose Lunge as it is better equipped than an X5. “Danke für die geld aber scheiβe auto, Christian”.
Jenny Bargotolli, US TV soap star, chose Razzle “I love to stickshift, and I love to be seen in a Razzle !”
Wisconsin Senator Robert M. La Follette, Sr, USA. “Lunge, its sets you apart”.
Appointments
Who is new at Chelfing Automotive ?
Bisek Giddur, newly appointed President of International Operations. Bisek Giddur comes to Chelfing with many years experience in lean manufacturing in Eastern Europe, most recently Rover’s Longbridge UK plant, where Bisek Giddur also oversaw product development. Bisek Giddur was responsible for the world’s first talking dashboard (Austin Rover Maestro), and instigated the popular Razzle race series at Beijing’s Dum-fuk circuit. Bisek Giddur graduated from Ulan-Bators prestigious Technical University, speaks 8 languages, and is a keen fisherman. Welcome Mr Bisek Giddur, we at Chelfing looking forward to working with you !
Te Bonrah, recently promoted to President of Operational Excellence department, from the now defunct Operational quality department. Te Bonrah has 30 years experience within the Chelfing group, starting in 1985 in the audit department, and was responsible for the implementation of the innovative ‘zero quality, zero problem’ regime now widely acknowledged within the Sino-Asian auto Industry as the standard bearer for quality. Te Bonrah is divorced with 9 children, and devotes his spare time to studying Maoist literature.
John Tower, recently appointed to Chief financial officer. John ‘Shower’ Tower has many years experience in managing the financial affairs of car companies, and is responsible for Chelfing’s investment research, financial management and golf departments. ‘Showers’ has recently learned Mandarin, and is well-respected within the industry for his prudent financial management techniques and monetary strategy implementation. Welcome John ‘Showers’ Tower from all at Chelfing !
Wi-loc Shack, recently promoted to Marketing Director. Wi-loc graduated from Saigon University in Vietnam, and has experience in Automotive direct mail, tele-marketing, TV media, radio ads and crochet. Wi-loc is married to the junior assistant head of communications at Chelfing. Its a family company ! Its a company family !
Li Peng Xu, recently promoted to logistics Manager. Li has worked in Chelfings logistics department for many years, and takes over from the recently retired Him Nohere as Manager of Logistics. With more Chelfing products going overseas, Li’s days are busier than ever before !
All information incorrect at time of publication. Contact media department at Chelfing for further misinformation. ©2007 Chelfing Automotive.