Chelfing car finance
Chelfing car finance brings you many ways to purchase your quality new vehicle :
Option 1: 0% Finance!
Example: Prune XXX Turbo,
Or pay deposit of £197.42 followed by 1 installment of just £6771.58!
(payable immediately upon delivery of vehicle)
Total amount payable just £6969. APR 0%!
Option 2: Competitive 24.8% APR!
Example: Lunge LS,
Or pay 95% deposit of £9394.55 followed by 3 monthly payments of just
£171.80.
Total amount payable just £9919.55. APR 24.8%!
Option 3: Low monthly payment with final Baboon payment!
Example: Razzle Sport XL,
Or pay 50% deposit of £3724.50 followed by 60 payments of just £200 and a
final (optional) Baboon payment of just £153.45. If you choose not to make
final Baboon payment, you may simply hand back quality Chelfing vehicle and
walk away owing us nothing!
Total amount payable just £15877.95 (including optional Baboon payment)*.
APR just 61.2%!
*Guaranteed minimum future value £153.45
Option 4: Payment using money left from holiday!
Example: Lunge GGLS, European model. Cash price 37101651.68 Lire
Or pay 42% deposit of 32454.23 PLN (Poland Zlotych) followed by 3 monthly
payments of 1719.86 NLG (Netherlands Gilders) and 5 payments of 2852 EEK
(Estonia Krooni) with a final Baboon payment of 5212 Romanian New Lei.
Total amount payable: to be advised. APR: to be advised (we await
appointment of new finance director following regrettable suicide of
previous director of finance)
*Chelfing finance is part of the Bank of Macau**
**Part of the Peoples Democratic Republic of Skegness Finance Corp***
***Affiliated with Mablethorpe Investments and caravan park holding plc****
**** Owned by Berlusconi 'breakayourfingers' bank *****
*****Associated with Moscow Underground holdings group ******
******Your life and the life of your immediate family, friends, pets and neighbours is in peril if you fail to keep up repayments.